Ali and Noel in “The First Secret”
ik this fandom is dead asf but someone should make a season one rewrite group verse in honor of the last day of filming bye !
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alright , so there was nothing covert about the way he yanked her around the corner with sean standing less than ten feet away , but the loud-mouthed reaction he received in turn was just the icing on the cake. there’s nothing noel likes more than pulling off a good scare. the movies just didn’t know how to do it anymore. ❛ please , you love it. ❛ he responds cheerfully , pressing his hand against her chest & grinning at the steady pound of her racing pulse. ❛ you looked so bored over there. i had to do something. ❛
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❛ yeah , i think i’m gonna hang back on the whole lingerie thing — maybe next year. ❛ with a straight face & a tone so drop-dead serious , you’d think he was actually considering a trip to victoria’s secret to indulge in their latest sale. then , the slightest hint of a grin peaks through , prompting his facade to topple like a long line of dominos — the toy , not the pizza. ❛ but , hey. don’t let me stop you. in fact , i encourage it. ❛
noel kahn does seem like the type who would write an obnoxiously horrible yelp review
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the weekday crowd is bleak , a stark contrast from the usual rager-level festivities that take place at the kahn’s cabin every friday night. just a few close comrades wander across the back patio like half-drunken ghosts , while noel holds court in the center of it all , beer-in-hand on a lounge chair with mona draped over his lap. a smirk plays across frolicsome features as he yanks the set of plastic fangs from his mouth , tossing them towards the infinity pool & watching a few cheerleaders squeal with disgust. his voice is low , provocative , as he presses his lips to her neck before murmuring : ❛ ——— not as hard as i can bite without them. ❛
that episode of how i met your mother where ted throws a party every night for a week straight & robin doesn’t show up to any of them is literally such a Noel move , i hate this.
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memory flicks to the freshly dry-cleaned pulp fiction threads she’d slid into his room when she thought he wasn’t looking. yeah , jf he was dishing out the world’s lamest costume on his favorite day of the year , a reward was definitely expected. ❛ would this have anything to do with the fuzzy handcuffs that fell out of your locker this morning? ❛ as promising as the statement was , katie matlin’s penchant for not putting out was pretty much an urban legend around rosewood. ❛ maybe you’re worth the travolta duds after all. ❛
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there’s that gigantic grin again , stretching from ear to ear as he guides the raven-haired girl away from the huddle of rowdy football guys attempting to retrieve the orbs without their noses touching. there’s a prime opportunity for some embarrassing photographic evidence , but his attention is otherwise occupied from the prospects of blackmail — surprise , surprise. ❛ maybe that was my plan all along. ❛ navies flickers mischievously as his gaze scans the other , rocking back & forth on bouncing soles. ❛ you know, montgomery, after everything we’ve been through? i’m touched you’d choose me over a bucket of rank apple water. ❛
FELIX PRICE. original character / main account.
ARCHIE ANDREWS. archie comics / secondary account.
MULTI MUSE. canon characters / sporadic activity.
MULTI MUSE. original characters / sporadic activity.