^{the scary thing about noel is someone could straight up tell him off for hours on end & he won’t bat a single eyelash  ,  then next thing you know he’s bashing their face into the ground with a the same careless expression as before.   he could literally put a dude in the hospital & sleep like a baby that same night.}

hroldsbun:

i’m the worst kind of ship partner because i’ll get really excited when we’re plotting and prematurely fall in love with our ship and send you obnoxious headcanons at 3am and tons of ask memes and tag things on my blog with their ship name and then i won’t reply for a week or more

_{“a minute ago , back when i got you to smile , i thought i might try for a kiss.   now i think i’ll wait  —  but i’m gonna keep my options open , if that’s alright with you.”}

_{me:  bursts into flames}

sophielikestowrite:

i want a fucking serial killer plot like say muse a and muse b have been dating for the longest fucking time, they’re totally in love, and then at like 2 am one night, muse b comes back home fuckin covered in blood like “ok usually i have time to clean up, you weren’t supposed to see me like this but they had 911 on speed dial and i had to come home” and it’s muse a like oh, oh shit i’m in love with a serial killer and muse b like well fuck the love of my life knows i’ve killed like so many people and idk i feel like this could go places u know