i’m super tired  ,  so it’s time to crawl into bed   &  watch a show until i fall asleep.   thank you to everyone who joined the pll stream  ,  you honestly made a sad night a hell of a lot better!   i’ll reply to messages  &  stuff in the morning.   merry christmas  ,  everyone.





neharps:

okay but im really in the mood for “we’re both shitty people” plots like consider

  • you’re my sibling’s new spouse but damn when you kiss me it feels like i’m on fire
  • hi when i saw you at that bachelor/bachelorettes party i didn’t realize it was thrown for you or maybe i did and we slept together and oh shit you’re getting married in literally two days
  • my twin is dating you and i might have tricked you into thinking she was me just to get some but now i find out that you knew the whole time
  • why is this couple vigorously making out in front of us — oh shit did you just throw popcorn at them? and now i’m laughing so i look like the asshole that did it
  • you were the person my ex cheated on me with so i dumped a drink on you but turns out you didn’t know about me either and i came to apologize
  • walked in on my roommate and you screwing except i know you from class and i freaked out a little
  • i was hustling you in pool for money but you were hustling me for free drinks so who’s the real winner here?
  • i was swerving on the road but i’m not drunk it’s because i thought i saw a squirrel and you’re the cop that pulled me over except damn you’re hot, and you’re making eyes at me too

someone give me one or all of these, we good? we good.













Q
what's rabb / it is it a video chat thing? - Anonymous

A

i mean i think you can video chat on there but it’s basically a service where you can stream netflix  &  other things  &  watch with other people!   nobody i know really uses the webcam option  &  tbh i doubt i ever will  ,  but there’s like  ,  instant messaging so everyone can chat while they watch!

the site is right here if you wanna check it out  ,  it’s pretty cool!









Q
i love your blog! is your exclusives page updated? i was wondering if you had an main mona or alison yet? i'm considering making a pll muse but i can't decide which one. - Anonymous

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thank you so much!!   my exclusives are up to date atm  (  side note  ,  i really need 2 post a call one of these days  )  ,  so make ali  ,  make mona  ,  make both!   let’s bring this dead ass fandom back 2 life.









 it’s  kind  of  hot  ,  knowing  you  think  i’m  capable  of  writing.   no  explanation  required  :  this  is  the  part  where  you  give  me  the  go-ahead  to  toss  you  surprise  starters  ,  spam  you  with  ask  memes  ,  send  in  random  plot  ideas  /  messages  ,  make  you  spontaneous  edits  ,  tag  you  in  anything  that  remind  me  of  our  muses  ,  &  so  on.   basically  ,  if  you’re  down  for  the  king  of  shade  &  i  to  bug  you  mercilessly  whenever  the  inspirAtion  hits  ,  go  ahead  &  jam  that  heart! 





bitchculebra:

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‘   and … i don’t care about the party of the year.   ’

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 ❛   what  ,  too cool for keg stands?   if beer’s not your thing  ,  my dad’s got a whole cabinet of single malt  ,  locked away for special occasions.