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dcddarios:

a “your parent’s running against mine in this upcoming election but we hooked up at a party a couple months ago and this just got a lot more complicated than it should have been” 1x1 please

stilinskiiwrites:

ok but i’m sort of wanting a step-siblings plot?? i mean my kinda inspo for the type of plot is that meme floating around where one says ‘i like the view’ and the other is naked or something.

like imagine the other being like ur fucking disgusting except they’re not doing anything about it whoops??

hellawritesarchive:

hoodsthetic-deactivated20150922:

muse a is a frat boy and muse b works at a pizza delivery that gives you the option to ask them to tell you whatever you want when pizza is delivered so imagine muse a watching a football match along with his friends and they challenge him to call the pizza delivery and ask them to say something funny and he calls up saying ‘yeah hello i want the delivery guy to tell me he would suck my dick any time’ just to embarrass whoever the guy is because they’re all a bunch of dicks and they would laugh so hard and wait until the pizza guy comes and when muse a opens the door he finDS OUT IT’S NOT A GUY IT’S ACTUALLY MUSE B AND MAN SHE’S THE HOTEST GIRL OF ALL CAMPUS AND MUSE B SO AMAZED BY MUSE’S A APPEARANCE AND VICE VERSA UNTIL MUSE B FINDS HERSELF FORCED TO TELL THE MESSAGE AND IS SO EMBARRASSED and ever since then he’d order pizza everyday just to make her blush and feel really awkward and also to be turned on because damn she makes dirty words sound pretty it would be m/f but it can also turn into a m/m or a f/f i don’t cARE I WANT THIS

crcmulent:

i just want a plot where it’s two rich kids who live in neighboring estates and their families always throw parties together and they have vacation homes in the same spots and their elite parents are too busy to notice when they sneak off to fuck in that second guest bathroom that no one uses or get high in the back library and makeout

souldragger:

duww:

You are the most dangerous person in the room. And the beauty is that none of them know it.