ttommycalligan:

Wow and the award for the one person that can’t let anything go goes to Noel Kahn

    ^{fun  fact,  noel  steven  kahn  is  severely  turned  on  by  people  talking  about  their  interests.   you  could  be  going  on  &  on  about  your  vast  adoration  for,  i  don’t  know,  80s  german  cinema  &  he’ll  just  stare  on  adoringly  with  a  full-sized  boner  in  his  heart  —  know  this.}

     ^{❝   so  many  questions  —  i  wouldn’t  mind  a  few  answers.   ❞}

^{CLOSED.  @ingenuitys​  (  the  future  mrs.  noel  kahn  )  |  canon  dialogue  starter  call  |  selectively  accepting!}

 _{in  “the  kahn  game”,  the  friend  from  upenn  cece  was  taking  spencer  to  see  @  the  kahn’s  party  was  named  steven  —  which,  seasons  later,  was  revealed  to  be  noel’s  father’s  name.}

oopsprompts:

“You can’t murder people just for being ignorant and obnoxious.”

“Maybe you can’t.”

meladoodle:

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.