murdercapable:

                                it’s  kind  of  hot,  knowing  you  think  i’m  capable  of  murder.





i  need  a  thread  where  someone  pretends  to  like  noel  to  get  a  fancy  dinner  out  of  it  bc  Humor













unstoppablcfire:
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         ❛ don’t be gross, noel. we are NOT going to indulge your fetishes, you might look elsewhere. ❜

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     ❝   so  now  supporting  tender  same-sex  relationships  is  a  fetish  ?   figures.   fine,  just  know  that  if  you  &  waldorf  ever  need  an  off-the-grid  place  to  make  it  happen,  my  cabin’s  got  heated  floors.   ❞









rimuses:

i know i’ve said this at least twice today but like if anyone is up for angsty, heartbreaking, trust fund trash plots i am so here and so down i’m done bYE





 tiffany​  just  put  aria  /  whoever  tf  nick  roux  played  on  my  dash  &  i’m  yelling  how  come  every  minor  /  temp  relationship  aria’s  had  is  better  than  every  single  ezria  scene  combined